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The New! Improved! Great Wall of China
09-24-01

The Sleep of Reason
09-17-01

Connie Chung Interviews The Recently Deceased
08-27-01

Getting In Touch With Your Inner Hunter-Gatherer
08-20-01

The Kominsky Kronikles
08-13-01

Big Brother Isn't Watching You, You Are Watching Big Brother
08-06-01

Hail, Fellow Mutants!
08-02-01

Invasion of the Auto-Harp Damsels and Flat-Pickin' Boys
07-23-01

"Help Me, Rhonda," Indeed!
07-09-01

Holden Caulfield Is, Like, 66!
07-02-01

Jack Kerouac's 120-Foot Brain Map
06-11-01

A Primer for those Contemplating Future Atrocities
06-04-01

Once Upon A Beatle
05-14-01

Words Up Ten Points This Morning, In Other News...
05-07-01

Rosie O’Donnell Redecorates the Right Side of Her Brain
04-27-01

Joey Ramone, 1951-2001
04-19-01

Kafka In Army Boots
04-12-01

Dubya, the Sitcom
04-05-01

Julia Roberts IS Gladiator
03-29-01

More Outrages at the Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Shame!
03-22-01

Feud of the Gods.
03-15-01

Lights! Camera! Drip!
03-08-01

I am God, You Are Fools(Part 1)
My Problem with the Drug Problem
03-01-01

It's Rock 'N' Roll, Stupid!
02-22-01

The Village People
02-15-01

Happy Birthday, Jimmy Dean, Jimm Dean
02-07-01

Ith Dethpicable!
02-01-01

Pinocchio, Fortune-Telling Birds, and the Wascally Wabbit
01-24-01

Shut Down Your Computer! This Is Internet Cleaning Day
01-18-01

Temptation Island or, "Darling, Your Reality Is Slipping"
01-11-01

My Friend and Esteemed colleague, John Ashcroft
01-04-01

Sail On, Sorrows of Yesteryear
12-28-00

The Divine, the Fantastic, and the Mundane
12-21-00

Leave the Deciding to Us
12-14-00

The Ghost Face
12-04-00

If I were King
11-22-00

How I Lost My Wife to the Pregnant Chad
11-16-00

Splitsville, USA: The Idea of Order at West Palm Beach
11-09-00

Being There
11-02-00

Schizophrenia 2000
10-26-00

Night of the Living Undecideds
10-19-00

Almost Truthful
10-12-00

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dumb: The Siamese Spin
10-05-00

Who Am I? What Am I Doing Here
09-28-00

NATTERING NABOBS OF NEGATIVITY: the Debate Debate, the Mother-in-law, the Dog and, above all, the KISS!!!
09-21-00

The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Lazy, Greedy, Grasping, Out-of-Date Dog
09-14-00

Reality Bites. Ouch!
09-08-00

Hydroponic Demons of the Frozen North
08-31-00

The Tribe Has Spoken
08-24-00

Dubya & Al: Voting for Godot
08-18-00