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The
New! Improved! Great Wall of China
09-24-01
The
Sleep of Reason
09-17-01
Connie
Chung Interviews The Recently Deceased
08-27-01
Getting
In Touch With Your Inner Hunter-Gatherer
08-20-01
The
Kominsky Kronikles
08-13-01
Big
Brother Isn't Watching You, You Are Watching Big Brother
08-06-01
Hail,
Fellow Mutants!
08-02-01
Invasion
of the Auto-Harp Damsels and Flat-Pickin' Boys
07-23-01
"Help
Me, Rhonda," Indeed!
07-09-01
Holden
Caulfield Is, Like, 66!
07-02-01
Jack
Kerouac's 120-Foot Brain Map
06-11-01
A
Primer for those Contemplating Future Atrocities
06-04-01
Once
Upon A Beatle
05-14-01
Words
Up Ten Points This Morning, In Other News...
05-07-01
Rosie
O’Donnell Redecorates the Right Side of Her Brain
04-27-01
Joey
Ramone, 1951-2001
04-19-01
Kafka
In Army Boots
04-12-01
Dubya,
the Sitcom
04-05-01
Julia
Roberts IS Gladiator
03-29-01
More
Outrages at the Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Shame!
03-22-01
Feud
of the Gods.
03-15-01
Lights!
Camera! Drip!
03-08-01
I
am God, You Are Fools(Part 1)
My Problem with the Drug Problem
03-01-01
It's
Rock 'N' Roll, Stupid!
02-22-01
The
Village People
02-15-01
Happy
Birthday, Jimmy Dean, Jimm Dean
02-07-01
Ith
Dethpicable!
02-01-01
Pinocchio,
Fortune-Telling Birds, and the Wascally Wabbit
01-24-01
Shut
Down Your Computer! This Is Internet Cleaning Day
01-18-01
Temptation
Island or, "Darling, Your Reality Is Slipping"
01-11-01
My
Friend and Esteemed colleague, John Ashcroft
01-04-01
Sail
On, Sorrows of Yesteryear
12-28-00
The
Divine, the Fantastic, and the Mundane
12-21-00
Leave
the Deciding to Us
12-14-00
The
Ghost Face
12-04-00
If
I were King
11-22-00
How
I Lost My Wife to the Pregnant Chad
11-16-00
Splitsville,
USA: The Idea of Order at West Palm Beach
11-09-00
Being
There
11-02-00
Schizophrenia
2000
10-26-00
Night
of the Living Undecideds
10-19-00
Almost
Truthful
10-12-00
Tweedle
Dee & Tweedle Dumb: The Siamese Spin
10-05-00
Who
Am I? What Am I Doing Here
09-28-00
NATTERING
NABOBS OF NEGATIVITY: the Debate Debate, the Mother-in-law,
the Dog and, above all, the KISS!!!
09-21-00
The
Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Lazy, Greedy, Grasping,
Out-of-Date Dog
09-14-00
Reality
Bites. Ouch!
09-08-00
Hydroponic
Demons of the Frozen North
08-31-00
The
Tribe Has Spoken
08-24-00
Dubya & Al:
Voting for Godot
08-18-00
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