Last Sunday
Joey Ramone, lead singer of the Ramones died
of lymphoma, and so passed one of the originators
of punk, the longest running fuck you in rock.
He was a month shy of his fiftieth birthdayimpressive
longevity for the primal punk. The Ramones themselves
had an amazing run twenty-two years, from
1974 to 1996and only then packing it in
because of Joeys illness and Johnnys
wish to hang up his rock n roll shoes.
Pretty amazing for a group of dysfunctional teenagers
who started a band without knowing how to play
their instruments or even how to assemble the
drum kit. "We tried to figure out some songs
from records," Dee Dee recalled in Please
Kill Me, "but couldnt. I had no
idea how to tune a guitar and only knew the E
chord." Joey, unable to assemble the drum
stool, spent their first rehearsal sitting on
the spike.
It was the simple urge to lunge into it even if you had no idea what you were
doing that propelled the DIY movementa.k.a. the learn-while-you-play club.
How to translate that rage to the stage? "Id just sit with Dee Dee
on the corner off of Queens Boulevard and insult people," Joey recalled
of his pre-Ramone hobby. "Thats when I got kicked out of my house.
My mother told me it was for my own good."
"The music had given him a way to construct his own alter ego," says
Lenny Kaye, lead guitarist for Patti Smith and metaphysician of garage band blitz
and crank "He was Jeff Hyman when he started out and when he finished he
was Joey Ramone, rock godling."
"Ive been reading the thousands of tribute messages to Joey on the
internet," says Danny Fields, the Ramones original manager. "Im
printing out to give to his mother. You know that famous refrain of theirs, Hey
ho, lets go? Somebody had written, Hey Ho, Joey Dont
go! and I just started to cry, thinking of all these kids saying, Youre
my hero, you changed my life, I love you. This was the most rejected teenager
in the history of the world, the outcast of the neighborhood. When people saw
Joey they unconsciously rolled the clock back in their heads, thinking, If
I was a mess at 14, can you imagine what this guy must have been? He
couldnt sit at any lunch table at high school because he was so weird.
I mean even the other Ramones thought he was weird and they were weird." Thats
just what they liked about him, according to Joeys younger brother, Mickey
Leigh: "I think Dee Dee and Johnny started liking Joey because they thought
he was really sick. Anybody who was really sick was cool."
He didnt do too well in school, had few friends, but when he got a set
of drums after his bar mitzvah, that was it from then on. Always sickly and accident-prone,
he was also given to taking things to extremes. Joey: "When I was hitching,
Id be completely decked out. I used to wear this custom-made jump suit,
these pink, knee-high platform bootsall kinds of rhinestoneslots
of dangling belts and gloves."
His mother owned an art gallery where he lived after getting thrown out of the
house, among the racks of paintings and devised his own eccentric technique.
Dee Dee: "He would chop up carrots and lettuce and turnips and strawberries
and mix it all together and paint with them. His paintings were very good."
The Ramones functioned on the default system. Initially, Joey was the drummer
and Dee Dee the lead singer, but since Dee Dee couldnt play guitar and
sing at the same time, there was a little problem. As the band rehearsedin
their fashionthe tempo got faster and fasterthe soon-to-be-de rigueur
frantic eighth-note punk chordingand Joey couldnt keep up. Then there
were the lyrics. What lyrics? Dee Dee: "Joey had written a few songs, one
called Suck You Buss, and since Joey knew the words, right then we
knew he had to be the singer." The essential Hey, ho, lets go philosophy.
"They were the reductio ad absurdum of rock n roll," says
Lenny. "There is no best Ramones songits all variations on a
theme. The best song was the Ramones. I Want To Be Sedated is their
most recognizable song, aside from the Hey, lets go chant from Blitzkreig
Bop. The song is just what they happen to be playing at that moment. The
Ramones sound that galvanizes people is pretty simple: verse, hooky chorus, little
piece of guitar solo, and then out the back door."
One of the unfortunate ironies of the Ramones was that they got lumped with the
Brit punk Anschluss. The Sex Pistols rape-and-pillage 78 U.S. tour
had the effect of stuffing all punk into the same box. Danny: "It was a
residual effect from Malcolm McLarens fashion statement of getting Johnny
Rotten to throw up in an airport in England which made the front pages. People
look for shortcuts for anything thats new. The sounds-like syndrome, the
such-and-such-meets-such-and-such mentality. Overnight punk became noise-meets-vomit,
and, once thats out there, theres no way you can pull it back."
The Ramones werent the Visigoths out to burn down Rome. They werent
radicals in any political sense, they werent anti-Christs (just obnoxious,
really, and actually pretty goofy). They sang at Mets games, fer chrissakes.
All-American delinquents they were.
Danny: "When Joey started writing songs they were real songs, but
people in radio had a hard time recognizing them as such because they came and
went so fast and the entire lyric was I dont wanna go down to the
basement, theres something down there I dont wanna go down to the
basement, theres something down there. Which says a great deal, but
its not a Cole Porter show tune or a Paul Simon narrative. His songs were
punctuations, expressing irony, regret, love, affection, fear. He loved most
of all the girl groups, that was his number one lovethe Shirelles, the
Ronettes, the Chiffons, "My Boyfriends Back." He really liked
the Beatles, the Stones, the Kinks, groups that had songs, because the Ramones
were a song-oriented group. They got it all down in two minutes and ten seconds
or, mostly, less. Life is a gas, life is a gas, life is a gas, thats
a song. It was all there. It was a vocabulary of expressions that redefined what
a song was and got things back to the sha-boom, sha-boom kind of
songs they loved. But they got thrown in with the Sex Pistols and they were among
the least deserving and most unfortunate victims of that misconception. Stupid
people thought their songs were stupid, smart people thought their songs were
smart and the morons at AM radio didnt see them as songs at all."
Of course you can see why those dolts at AM radio got a little confused when
you come to a lyric like:
Sitting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We aint got no friends
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men,
Even a deejay as hip as Vince Scelsa had a hard time with it. At Joeys
funeral he talked about getting the pre-release, white label test pressing of
the first Ramones album. Hed heard so much about it, how they were going
to change rock n roll, and he put it on the turntable for three songs,
picked up the needle, and on the air threw the record across the room. Then he
said he took it home with him that night, listened to it over and over and over
and saw the light, and he apologized on the air the next day.
Lenny: "What made the Ramones great was they loved pop music. They werent
out to tear down the Brill Building, they were out to celebrate it in a style
that was the root cause of rock n roll. They converted it all into
three-chord power songs. What made them more than just a fast, loud band was
that they were melodic and romantic in a way that most punk rock avoided because
it was too sappy. The Ramones enjoyed being saps. Thats why their songs
stick in the memory so much, because even though they played it like the dictionary
definition of punkthose down-stroke eighth notes and the pop chants and
their topicsglue sniffing and so onthey framed all that in these
very poppy, hooky forms that were embracing instead of rejecting. They didnt
want to destroy! pacify! They wanted to clap the Brill Building songwriters on
the shoulder, buy em a beer, invite em to the club and get em
jumping up and down. Its a very sweet story."
And then there was the lookleather jackets, ripped blue jeans, and ripped
T-shirtswhich the Sex Pistols et alia absconded with lock, stock
and snigger. Another of punks ironies is that this style was borrowed from
the gay hustler look, a life Dee Dee, who had been a hustler on that windy corner,
recounts in "53rd and 3rd."
In a 1988 press bio Joey said: "We decided to start our group because we
were bored with everything we heard in the early 70sthere was nothing to
listen to anymore. Everything was tenth generation Elton John or just junk. Everything
was long jams, long guitar solos. We missed hearing songs that were short and
exciting...and good! We wanted to bring energy back to rock & roll."
The forbidden power of punk comes from its ability to jack into series of taboos
and blow the circuits using the most direct current possible. And it all began
with the Ramones.
Danny: "I dont want to be pretentious, but Id compare the Ramones
effect on rock n roll to the Zen challenge to empty out. Get the
people out of the lobby of the hotel, and see what the lobby looks like when
theres nobody in it. Or let the water run down the drain, and see what
the basin looks like. Thats what they were trying to do with music. It
cant have more than three chords, it cant have more than twelve words."
And, hey, they made it into the pantheon. Their first self-titled albumrecorded
in two weeks for $6,000moved along just like one of their sets and got
picked by the New York Times as one of the most significant albums of
the 20th century; not just rock n roll albums, mind you, but up against
Toscaninis Aida, Miles Davis Bitches Brew, and the original Oklahoma cast
album.
Joey had been diagnosed with lymphoma in 1995. His doctors had managed to stabilize
him on chemotherapy, but he broke his hip at the end of the year in that blizzard
we had before New Years. Because of the antibiotics they now had to give
him, they had to take him off the chemo and they never got him back.
Lenny: "I got the news on Sunday night. I had to write something about Joey
for the Voice by the next morning at noon, so I stayed up really late
to write it, and then around three AM I went out because I was a little agitated
and wound up in some bar on Avenue A with these wacky girls. It was a CD jukebox
where you can play everything on a record and they had a Ramones Greatest
Hits, so we played about 20 R songs and jumped around and danced. I was just
amazed at how many great songs there were. I knew every one, and its not
as if I go home at night and play Ramones records. I was amazed how immediate
they were, how I could remember every move and every hook. When I woke up three
hours later with a slight hangover and the thought that I had to finish this
article in half an hour, I felt fulfilled in a strange way."
Danny: "He was very sweet, ironic, self-deprecating, optimistic, and, except
for a Top 40 hit, I would say he got everything he wanted out of life."